What on earth happened?
You are bleeding
What happened?
How did you cut yourself?
What did you do to your hands?
Give me your hands
Ouch It hurts, don't touch me
Sterilize your hands,what are you doing?
Why did you break the glass?
What glass?
The window pane
Do you have nothing better to do with yourself?
Let me see
OK
Done
You want a refund?
The exams are two months away
Are you switching to another?
Have you informed your instructor?
Have you talked to him?
Why don't you go to class first,
And I'll have a chat with him
As you can see,
the two equations,
are the dual linear simultaneous equations of T and K
Before we find the answer,
we have to analyze it first
Let's solve it
We're almost done
Now we get "T" and "K" from here,
then put either "T" or "K" back to the equations,
then you know where "B" is,
and where "A" coordinates
C'mon, get up
I'm leaving
Lock the door when you leave
Remember to lock the door
Any friend interested in buying a car?
Here's my business card
Call me if anyone is interested
Wait!
What are you doing, Miss?
That's my scooter My scooter
OK I got it Please come down
No!
Put it down now!
We have rules here
Please don't do it
Hsiao-kang
Where are you going?
Why aren't you at the tutorial class?
My scooter was towed
All right Hop in the car
Damn it!
I can't eat this much
C'mon, eat
We are not there yet
I heard the forth floor is haunted
It is
Hey!
Where am I?
What street is this?
Kenang Street
Where are you going to?
Can you give me a ride?
Where are you going?
Ximending
OK, Hop on
Hsiao-kang, let's go to the movie this afternoon
Then we'll pick up your scooter after the movie
Just skip class this afternoon
I haven't watched movies for years
Your mom and I took you to the movies when you were little
Do you remember?
What's wrong with that guy?
He's honking at you
What's wrong with you?
You just cut in from the side
Your are the one who swerved right, then left
That's none of your business
It's my business because you hit my car
Your car moved over
I did it because you turned right first
Your turn signal is still pointing there
I signaled a right turn
I was moving straight
Show me your license
My license? Who do you think you are?
You hit my car, overtook it
Hey! Whose false is it?
Let's call the police
Go on, get the police
Get the police
Don't just stand there! Call the police!
I'm not in the mood for watching movies You better go to class
Why are you home so late?
I was at the Phoenix Temple this afternoon
You know what the priestess said about Hsiao-kang?
She said he is the reincarnation of the Neon God
Have you ever heard of the Neon God?
Are you listening?
Stomachache again?
Did you hear what I just said?
The priestess said your son is the reincarnation of the Neon God
No wonder you guys get along so badly
Do you know whom Neon God hated the most?
His old man, Lee-chin
And see, our family name is Lee as well
You know who Lee-chin is, don't you?
The Four Heavenly Kings?
He was the celestial king
who built a bejeweled tower
The tower was for locking up his son
Can you please stop it?
In my opinion, maybe you should build him a temple
to worship him
All this stupid talk about this God and that God
Hsiao-kang,why aren't you in bed yet?
What are you doing,Hsiao-kang?
What are you doing?
Stop it
Hsiao-kang
Look
What's wrong with you?
Stop scaring us
Stop it
Hsiao-kang,don't scare us like this
Hsiao-kang
Bastard!
Ah-kuei, you have visitors
What brought you here?
We were in the neighborhood
My friend Ah-ping
Hi, I'm Ah-kuei
I'm Ah-ping
Where are you guys going later?
Ah-ping,what do you think?
Didn't we say to go to the movies?
Let's go to the movies
Sure, but
But you have to wait till I get off work at 9 PM
Fine, we'll wait
Then I will treat you guys
Here
Did you smell her?
Smell what?
You mean her armpit order?
Shit! I wouldn't invite her if I know she smells
Seat her between us,
so I can enjoy her scent and movies as well
Fuck! You wanna take advantage again?
You bastard
What's wrong with you?
That's your brother's girl
What's the harm anyway?
It's a family business
Best thing should be shared between best friend
It is a common idiom, you know?
Dream on
Get lost
Does it fit?
Sure
How much is it?
I'll offer you 20% off
20% off
Hey, how do I look?
What about 40% off?
No way, I always give you 20% off
But I'm a regular customer
That's why you get a 20% off discount for our latest collection
Oh well Do you think it's too loose here?
Of course not It fits you nicely
What do you do?
At the telephone company, fixing phones
He is the head,the head
He's the deputy chief
If it's true, then I would be the first lady
He works at another job on the side
Vice chairman is not even close
You mean gigolo?
Do I look like a gigolo?
I'm not the type
Seriously, he fixes vending machines for tissue paper
Do telephone companies sell tissue paper?
Aren't there people?
Yes
So, don't they need to use toilets?
Don't they need to wipe their bums?
Don't they need tissues?
All right, knock it off Let's drink
A drinking game first
What about the towel game?
I knew you would pick that one
Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!
C'mon Another round
Come!
Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!
Weak and soft, weak and soft
You drink first Bottoms up
C'mon, another round
Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!
Hurry up
Keep swaying, keep swaying
Weak and soft, weak and soft
Rock solid! Fucking rock solid!
Weak and soft, weak and soft
Keep swaying, keep swaying
No! I didn't
Keep swaying, keep swaying
So yours can not be solid
Why are you laughing?
Yours can not be solid
He said that you are useless
Speak for yourself
Let's do somethings else
Put in $100 each
What for?
Let me show you a real mind boggler
Don't worry, I won't cheat you guys
And I'm out
Bullshit, why?
Why?
Why should I?
$300
You can't use your hands, or your feet,
or anything else to get it
But if you get it, it's yours
Really?
You're not allowed to shake the glass with your hand
What if I break it?
But that's still using your hands
I know, psychic power
By poking it
That's scary
Once my buddy's girl friend got it out
She can do clamping
Using what?
Her big boobs
She bumped it, and it came out
Take your time I wanna take a piss
If you can't figure it out when I come back, the money is mine
Cheers
You still can't figure it out?
I learned this trick when I took a part-time job
Someone taught me
Part-time job?
When did you take a part-time job?
You wouldn't know
I've known you for a long time
But I never know you had a part-time job
It's not long enough
Part-time job
Well, have you figured it out?
Here, let me show you
Well Because this and that
I have just earned $300
Bull shit
That's too easy
Let me demonstrate, but no hard feelings after that
Watch closely, I'm only going to do it just once
That's too easy! There goes $100!
But I didn't even touch the glass
Hey, are you OK?
Hey you
Hey, get up
Get up
So what now, Ah-ping?
Just take her home
Sorry, no vacancy
No rooms at all
No rooms?
Yes, really, I am not lying
But it's not even the weekend
Our business is good
Why don't you try across the street
There're no rooms here
You can't sit there
Don't sit there You are in the way
Thank you Please come again
We can take their room
But we haven't cleaned it yet
No need to clean it
Hurry up
We don't have to clean up?
Noop, how much for the room?
$350
Wow, she's heavier than a pig
The room is spinning
It's so wet
Do you smell that?
What smell?
This room stinks
What are you watching?
Oh, come on baby, Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah
Fuck, lower your voice!
What are you thinking about?
The same as you do
Don't you want to do it?
Don't tell me you are going to do it?
You want me to schedule an appointment?
Let's go
Where? I want to watch it
Let's go
Come on, let's go
The shoe lace
Let me tie this
I'm telling you to get out
OK OK Yon don't need to be so fierce
Hello
Where am I?
You and Ah-ping dumped me here?
Screw you
You guys left me here
and ran away
Do you know you got yourself drunk?
You passed out
How was I supposed to know where you live?
Did you guys do anything to me?
Did you rape me?
No Take a look at yourself
Hey, what's wrong?
Are you okay?
I'm fine
Will you call me again?
What for?
Guess I might
I have to go home
Bye
Do you have $50?
No
Do you have $50?
The refund is $15,600
Here's $15,700 Count it
Chang, Shin-jui want to know what will you have for lunch
Whatever
It's a double column magazine, 20 bullets can be loaded
Just have a try
Pull the trigger
Ah-kuei, you have a box-lunch?
Well I didn't know you are coming
So I asked someone to buy it for me
That's ok, we can help you to eat that
Great, I will treat you the steak
OK
Are you going shopping again?
Want to escort me?
He likes the salesgirl
Very funny Our sizes don't match
Let me order for you
Two black pepper steaks please
Let's have iced dessert
Why should I be the one to go?
What flavor?
The one with corn and milk
What about you?
Whatever
Just eat
Where are you guys going tonight?
Ah-ping and I got a few things to do
Pick me up when I get off work
Don't bring Ah-ping along
Why not?
Are you stupid or what?
Welcome
One taro-water-ice please
Wow! 92
Shit!
Let's see!
See!
Hey, we are closed
Hi
Excuse me, miss
I'm looking for my son
We don't page students here
I'm his father
We have an family emergency
In that case, what's his name?
Lee Kang-sheng
I'm sorry, Mr Lee, but he disenrolled yesterday
He did? - Yesterday afternoon
That's impossible I served him
He didn't inform you?
Well, thank you
You are welcome
Mrs Lee, there's a call for you
I'm coming
Hello?
You know what your precious son did?
He quit the cram school,
and kept the $10,000 refund
How am I suppose to know where he goes?
Can't you even keep an eye on him?
I give up on him
There's no point arguing with you
Hello there
This is Lin
Lin Mei-Kuei
And you are?
Yes
What's your name, sir?
Huang?
And how old are you?
You are 25? I'm only 20
No, don't worry That's fine with me
Fine
I prefer older men anyway
I'm sorry Can you please hold on?
What size?
Hello, I'm at work
I work at the skating rink
Yeah
Hi
Hop on
Where to?
It's up to you
Sorry, but I already have a date
I am busy
What's wrong? You are upset
Hey, where are you going?
Ah-kuei
Hey!
Stop following me
I want to see who your date is
You don't believe I have a date?
That's right
You see that guy behind us
Don't just pick up any guy on the street
Ah-kuei, stop it Don't be silly
Hi, you're waiting for someone?
Yes, I am
I'm Lin Mei-kuei
You said you won't come
Then why are you here?
I feel like it
Hey, who's he?
That's none of your business
OK, that's enough
Leave me alone
Come on stop this
I hate being stood up
I'm sorry
That's useless
What do you want then?
Don't follow me
I want to
Don't be like this
Leave me alone
Fuck! Get lost, would you?
Don't you touch her
Fuck!
Ah-kuei
Hi, dad
You still remember to come home
So where were you the last few days?
You are too much
You are getting out of hand
He's not coming in
Don't push me
Don't be mad
The poor kid is drenched standing out in the rain
He is all wet
Can you scold him later?
Don't you dare open the door for him
Ah-tze
Do you need help?
Stop staring Haven't you seen a bike before?
Fuck!
How much to fix the seat?
You wanna fix it?
If you just want to replace the seat, it's $900
To fix the whole thing like this
costs around $3000
It will take more than $3,000
The board costs about $4,000 to $5,000
Where's your key?
Give me that
The vandal really wrecked your motorcycle
I wonder what he applied here?
Looks like instant glue
You are lighting the wrong end
Fuck!
When you're unlucky, things never turn out the way you plan
Let's worship Neon God tomorrow
Shut up
Come on, let's go
That guy wants to speak with the boss
Sir Two guys want to talk to you
Who? Ask them to have a seat first
These two?
I can't remember
You can't remember?
I hired you to watch the store,
not to sleep
Stop daydreaming about men
How many pieces do you have?
Ten
Do they still work?
Yes
How much did you offer to Lee?
$8,000
$8,000?
That's much higher than the market price
The market price is $5,000 a piece
That's impossible I sold Lee an older model
But these are local products, not imports
You guys should have come earlier
No one will buy at this price
And you have another 10 piece, well
My boss will give you the best offer
$5,500 a piece for all ten of them
That's far too low
Think about it It's a good deal
Fuck
Hey, what's up?
Well done
Someone stole ten pieces from me last night
But you hired a girl to look after the store
Was it you guys?
Come on, how can it be us?
Are you absolutely sure it's these two guys?
Don't be so rash
Our salesgirl said that it is
But that's your salesgirl
Let me be the judge here
Were you at Chungsan Rd last night?
The Star King?
No, we weren't
You weren't? Really?
Then where did you get these IC boards?
From Ximending
We're selling the boards for a friend
Now it's your turn to create a story?
Why don't you do this?
You leave the boards here
and I'll check into the matter
with Mr Lee
If they're really yours, I'll still buy them from you
No way
Why?
Leave the boards alone Leave them here
Leave the boards
Leave it
I'll look into the matter
Don't accuse us of something we didn't do
Listen
Leave the boards here and I'll check
We'll clear the situation
Yes or no?
It's not complicated at all
Let us clarify it
We can talk things out
So you come back later
Fine We'll leave the boards,
But you have to pay us $20,000 deposit
You think I'll rip you off?
You are lucky I'm not asking for compensation
We really weren't at your store last night
Shut up
Just leave the boards here
I will not, right?
I've had this business for many years
I won't rip you kids off
Just leave the boards here
Listen up
I promise I'll look into the matter
Then we'll see how to deal with it
Please It's only $20,000
Shut up
Fuck!
I'm sorry, but these are my friends
Fuck!
Do what my boss says
What are you doing?
Fuck!
What are you looking at?
Liar!
Sit!
Don't These kids don't know any better
Ah-tze!
Ah-tze! Run!
Faster
Stop!
Ah-ping, are you okay?
How did they beat you up like this?
Shit!
Let me help you up
My foot
I'll carry you
Where to?
Kenang Residential Area
Miss, can you please adjust my shoes?
Thank you
OK
Thank you
It'll hurt just a little bit
Cigarette
What?
Cigarette
Cigarette?
Do you feel better?
You want some water?
Beer
What?
Beer
Beer? But your mouth is all swollen
Or how about a girl?
A girl?
Give me a girl to hug
Where can I find a girl for you to hug?
Why don't you borrow that one on the wall
Don't rip it
You masturbate yourself with that?
Is that all your dirty mind can think of?
Ah-tze
What happened to your face?
Did you get in a fight?
Why are you here?
I'm not welcome here, huh?
If you're looking for my brother, he's not home
No, I come to see you
Come in
What happened to Ah-ping?
Keep your voice down
Can you please close the door?
What is really going on here?
I had the worst luck today
Do you remember the taxi driver?
The one I broke his side mirror?
Well, Ah-ping and I happened to get on his taxi
Did he do anything to you guys?
No
He probably didn't remember me
But I still feel shitty
I never had worse luck in my life
I am done today!
Fuck!
I should be the one who feels unlucky
Why should you?
Because I met you
I woke up last night all alone in the hotel
Do you know how it feels?
I've never felt like that in my life
Ah-tze
Should we just give up?
Should we?
Then I better go
Ah-kuei
What?
Could you please give Ah-ping a hug?
Why?
Ah-ping said he wants a hug from a woman
He's beaten up badly
Could you give him a hug?
Ah-ping
It's Ah-kuei
Do you want me to hug me?
Here, let me give you a hug
Ah-tze, let's leave this place
Where do you want to go?
How about you?
I have no idea
Welcome
Is it raining outside?
You are all soaked You didn't bring an umbrella?
You will be sick
Have you heard of Dial-a-Date before?
You do?
Let me explain it for you
Our rate is $250 for three hours,
plus a free drink
Men will receive calls
Girls will call you to chat over the phone
If you have good chat via the phone,
and wanna get to know each other better,
you can then arrange a date
Then you can learn more from each other
Let me briefly introduce you to
Excuse me Wait a minute
Hello, it's BIBO
Hi
I see
I really haven't seen your bag
If I do, I promise that I'll keep it for you
I know that, but I really haven't seen it